A Poet Responds to this Rejection Letter

Thank you for submitting your poem to (name redacted).
We enjoyed reading your work.
After careful consideration have decided that we cannot use it.
We wish you luck in placing your poetry elsewhere.

Dear Editors,
I have a suggestion as to where you can place it.
However, it will require a simple surgical procedure.
Best of luck with this elsewhere placement.

Author Bio (Les Bernstein): I am an award-winning poet and anthologist whose poems have appeared in journals and anthologies in the U.S.A and internationally. My full-length book, Loose Magic was reviewed by the Los Angeles Review of Books.