 I, Charles, said “I’m in love with you, Jeannie!” She said, “No man loves me. They all think I’m too powerful.” I said, “You are certainly a Superhuman, ahead of your time. But I am a love genius and am sure that I could satisfy you.” She asked, “What is your philosophy?” I replied, “I am a firm believer in making this society one of love in which everyone is in love with a number of people. And with new genetic therapy, everyone can be beautiful looking. And everyone should go to “charm school” to make them a more engaging lover.” She said, “I am beyond love, I’m only interested in high science. Call me asexual, but really love is a dumb instinct. And I am amoral besides. Sex is good, but there is no such thing as true love.”
I said to her, “I’ve followed you for years and think, you just need to give me a chance to love you. I could make you happy.” She said, “What do you know about science?” I said, “I believe in “love science,” which involves loving between geniuses with a view to making brilliant love children. Surely you would like some offspring?” She said, “Yes, I like you. But how would you want to raise such a child?” I said, “We’ll follow the standard practices of our time and have the child born as an adult in the lab.” She said, “I’ve never had a child before and feel it’s high time I had one.” So, we grooved with one another… It was the best sex I’d ever had. Then we talked more about life and philosophy, and she exclaimed out of the blue, “I think I’m falling in love with you!”
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